Pre-emptive Character slur

Roberto has taken it upon himself to begin the cursory judgement of all his locally linked and related 'bloggers. He aspires for this to be a tongue in cheek venture, yet the guilt has got the better of him in the form of guilt-absolution disclaimer posts about how it's all a joke. It appears he cannot and will not stick to his guns.

I thought I would fill you in about the 'Real' Robin Mitchell.

Robin Mitchell was born Jose Luis Muscato in a New Mexico slum in 1979. His early years were spent mugging TV game show hosts to feed his $100 a day biscuit habit.

At the age of 12 he smuggled himself aboard a DHL flight to Uzbekistan. Here he inspired the masses into Marxist rebellion, and began a land war in central Asia in 1995. He is currently wanted by the UN War Crimes Commission for crimes against humanity in relation to the nationalisation of the Uzbeki biscuit industry, whereby 15m people were deprived of a nice cup of tea and sit down due Muscato's insatiable appetite for Jammie Dodgers.

Fearing the wrath of the International Community, the youthful looking Muscato began taking hormonal supplements to suppress the onset of puberty, and swam across central Europe to a parochial pocket of small town , left wing sympathisers known as the city of Bristol. Falling upon the mercy of an ex party member, and assuming the family name, this shady character emerged as the long lost eldest son of local TV evangelist David Mitchell.

Now you know the truth, or a version thereof. Forewarned is forearmed.